LOOK EVERYONE, I'M ON A HAMSTER WHEEL!

Here's my new special friend, Donald. He rescued me from a long, torturous life as a human being and transformed me into a hamster. Yay! Now I can spend hours sleeping in delightfully-scented cedar chips, exercise on a six inch plastic ferris wheel and feel the breath of my acne-faced captor on my fuzzy taint.

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