THREE MINUTES.
What can be accomplished in a three-minute blog? Let's find out. Let's ramble. Let's allow the unconscious mind to flow forth and shed light in a compressed amount of time.
Thought #1: We have to think to type, therefore writing by hand is obsolete.
What? Obsolete? Not possible!
Yes, I say unto thee, writing by hand is OUT. I'm too busy with only three minutes to script it out with my prestidigits.
Thought #2: My hair looks like crap.
No, it doesn't actually resemble a rounded turd, but my stylist f'd it up again. Why is it that we return again and again to service providers who don't deliver? She's not even hot -- she's a 63 y/o Russian woman with dentures and a distended colon. Ooh.
Thought #3: I now have one minute remaining. Yeah, it took me two whole minutes to write the BS you just wasted 22 seconds reading. Do you feel ripped off, robbed, bamboozled, flabbergasted, annoyed, tormented? Well, you read it.
Thought #4: What are "prestidigits"?
auGi
What can be accomplished in a three-minute blog? Let's find out. Let's ramble. Let's allow the unconscious mind to flow forth and shed light in a compressed amount of time.
Thought #1: We have to think to type, therefore writing by hand is obsolete.
What? Obsolete? Not possible!
Yes, I say unto thee, writing by hand is OUT. I'm too busy with only three minutes to script it out with my prestidigits.
Thought #2: My hair looks like crap.
No, it doesn't actually resemble a rounded turd, but my stylist f'd it up again. Why is it that we return again and again to service providers who don't deliver? She's not even hot -- she's a 63 y/o Russian woman with dentures and a distended colon. Ooh.
Thought #3: I now have one minute remaining. Yeah, it took me two whole minutes to write the BS you just wasted 22 seconds reading. Do you feel ripped off, robbed, bamboozled, flabbergasted, annoyed, tormented? Well, you read it.
Thought #4: What are "prestidigits"?
auGi
posted by auGi at 10:46 AM
