HAPPY
A sunny, cool day at a swanky hotel/restaurant in San Diego. My GF and I were enjoying conversation over early-afternoon vodka and tonics while awaiting our meal. We sat next to a group of ultra-chatty business women who appeared to have just left a Tony Robbins seminar on advanced knitting techniques.

Things were going well and I was pleased to be mildly buzzed at 1:00 in the afternoon.



ANGRY
This food tastes like shit. You call this "angus"? Maybe Angus Young -- the guitarist from AC/DC! I think they cut off his bobbing head, shipped it to the states and boiled it in cabbage. And ladies next door...enough with the yammering about crochet needles and apple sauce. Why don't you take your g'damn needles and stab each other in the face. OK? Now I feel better. Thank you for listening.

auGi