MOBILE EVERYTHING
Oh, yeah, I caved this week: bought a Razr, replete with Vcast service so I can watch videos ANYWHERE, ANYTIME and fully annoy ANYONE within a 12 foot radius!!!
Not only do I have the new Razr, but the new video iPod. What's odd about the pod is the 1/8" stereo plug is too big for my penis. So, as much as I want to make love to it while simultaneously watching clips of the Daly Show, I can't. Damn.
What's sad is that I actually downloaded a complete episode of LOST (for $1.99) and watched it in one sitting. That's a LOT of time holding a device the size of a cigarette carton six inches from your face (you have to hold it that close or the actor's heads are the size of Paul Simon).
I foresee a whole new line of physical maladies arising from the use of video-enabled mobile devices. Aside from the obvious blindness that will be caused, the sheer cradling of the beast in your hand for long periods of time has to lead to repetitive stress disorders. About 22 minutes into LOST, my right hand was so stressed I had to lay down on the bed and watch the remainder of the show with the iPod sitting on my hairy chest. Then I finished by masturbating with my left hand.
Sweet Jesus, I'm in love.
auGi
Oh, yeah, I caved this week: bought a Razr, replete with Vcast service so I can watch videos ANYWHERE, ANYTIME and fully annoy ANYONE within a 12 foot radius!!!
Not only do I have the new Razr, but the new video iPod. What's odd about the pod is the 1/8" stereo plug is too big for my penis. So, as much as I want to make love to it while simultaneously watching clips of the Daly Show, I can't. Damn.
What's sad is that I actually downloaded a complete episode of LOST (for $1.99) and watched it in one sitting. That's a LOT of time holding a device the size of a cigarette carton six inches from your face (you have to hold it that close or the actor's heads are the size of Paul Simon).
I foresee a whole new line of physical maladies arising from the use of video-enabled mobile devices. Aside from the obvious blindness that will be caused, the sheer cradling of the beast in your hand for long periods of time has to lead to repetitive stress disorders. About 22 minutes into LOST, my right hand was so stressed I had to lay down on the bed and watch the remainder of the show with the iPod sitting on my hairy chest. Then I finished by masturbating with my left hand.
Sweet Jesus, I'm in love.
auGi
posted by auGi at 11:36 PM
