I LOVE MY PROSTHODONTIST AND HIS STAFF

Let me straighten something out. When I refer to his "staff," I am referring to his genitalia. Come on! Do you really think I love his genitalia? Yes, I think you do think I love his genitalia. But I don't. I love the people that work in his office (aka his "staff"). OK?

Now that we've cleared that up...

Last time I was getting some adjustments to the new porcelain grill, one of Dr. Kornblatt's staff said he had a nickname.

"Well, what is it...Kornball? Kornucopia? Kaptain Korn?"

"No, it's Rambo."

"Huh?"

"Yeah. We wanted something unexpected."

Damn right, unexpected! Dr. Kornblatt is about the furthest thing you could be from Rambo. He's 5'6", has gray hair, is Jewish and the only thing he's killed (as far as I know) is a goldfish named Ruben.

As odd as the name is, I Googled around and found this movie poster. I guess he really IS Rambo.




















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