EYEBALLS AND GOAT KILLERS
It's 10:42 pm on a Friday night. My eyeballs hurt. I've been working on this damn computer for FAR too long. And aside from the redness in my iris, the bloodstained carpet is even a deeper red from all the goats I killed today. You didn't know I was a goat killer, did you? Well, now you do. And I like it, too. It pays well. It's got great benefits including the Blue Cross PPO (twice yearly teeth cleaning for free), a 401k and free passes to AMC theatres. The only problem with knocking off the billy's is that they gnaw at my arms when I try and cut their throats. Ha! So now I use my stumpy hand as a club of death. HA ha hahahahahaaahhaa!
OK. Knock off the shyt, auGi. The real reason for my hostility is that I spent $10.00 and three hours plus another $10 for parking (forgot my ticket to validate) to see KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. Please spare yourself the pain of seeing this excruciantingly slow attempt to recreate Gladiator. I realize that Ridley Scott can't always hit the goat on the head, but I'm going to bitch because this goat should never have left the slaughterhouse.
Forgive me for poking fun at you little innocent goats. I love you.
-a
It's 10:42 pm on a Friday night. My eyeballs hurt. I've been working on this damn computer for FAR too long. And aside from the redness in my iris, the bloodstained carpet is even a deeper red from all the goats I killed today. You didn't know I was a goat killer, did you? Well, now you do. And I like it, too. It pays well. It's got great benefits including the Blue Cross PPO (twice yearly teeth cleaning for free), a 401k and free passes to AMC theatres. The only problem with knocking off the billy's is that they gnaw at my arms when I try and cut their throats. Ha! So now I use my stumpy hand as a club of death. HA ha hahahahahaaahhaa!
OK. Knock off the shyt, auGi. The real reason for my hostility is that I spent $10.00 and three hours plus another $10 for parking (forgot my ticket to validate) to see KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. Please spare yourself the pain of seeing this excruciantingly slow attempt to recreate Gladiator. I realize that Ridley Scott can't always hit the goat on the head, but I'm going to bitch because this goat should never have left the slaughterhouse.
Forgive me for poking fun at you little innocent goats. I love you.
-a
posted by auGi at 10:42 PM
