It is easter. 20 years ago today I got baptized at Aurelius Baptist church. I was on the initial leg of my SuperChristian phase. Soon to follow would be a stint in Tokyo as a missionary, 12 months in a cult and then completely denouncing god. Amen!

Here I am 20 years later sitting in a cheesy internet cafe that is about 62 degrees with a guy standing next to me watching an Indian karate movie who smells like rotted easter eggs. To dispell his deep stench I waived my Barcelona guide book like a Japanese fan. He laughed,"Hot?!?"

Hot my ass, mofo!

The locals in Barcelona call me a ´giddy.´It is the half-derogatory term for tourist (which is worse then ´gringo´).

Adeu.